thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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