Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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