Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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