i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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