How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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