school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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