And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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