She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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