If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
