We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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