she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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