Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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