This girl is more easily done than said...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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