? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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