I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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