You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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