i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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