He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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