I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
send nudes
from the living room?
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