im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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