I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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