I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
tell me about the fingering
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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