in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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