i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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