now i know why i became what i already was.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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