Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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