on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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