i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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