I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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