we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
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seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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