all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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