Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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