it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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