So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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