its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
did i walk over a car last night?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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