That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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