Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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