I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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