Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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