The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
