just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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go home
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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