Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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