its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
