you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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