proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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