Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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