I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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