Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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