Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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