I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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