My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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