stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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