is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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