Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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