Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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