You surviving the open bar?
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Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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