Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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