it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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