If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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