My friends, they love my intelligence
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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