I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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