Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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