I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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